Build Your Days, Then Hand Them Over

You already know the parts you want.

The hard bit is the order, and the order is what decides whether the group is standing on a pavement at one in the morning or already inside.

Read the four days below, then tick your parts underneath and send the lot to one planner.

Day One

You Land and You Get on the River

Your first afternoon is the one you will describe worst and remember best.

A van takes the group from the airport to the hotel, and the boat leaves from a pier ten minutes from the door.

Three hours on the Chao Phraya, your own crew, your own music, the city going past on both sides.

You are back on land in time to shower before the first table.

A group of men with drinks on the deck of a private boat at dusk

Day Two

The Pool from Lunch, the Table After Midnight

Nobody is up early, so the day starts at the water.

A private pool from lunch with the sound on and the bar running, and the groom gets an hour of massage before he is unfit for one.

After midnight you are at a VIP table with the bottles already standing when you walk in.

Your driver waits outside the whole night for whoever is finished first.

A private pool party with floats, a stage and a bar at the far end

Day Three

A Rooftop First, Then a Room with a Door

The city sells itself from a rooftop, so that is where the last night opens.

One hour up there, dinner somewhere the group can be loud in, then the finale.

The private room is yours for the night: your own DJ, your own door, the hosts you picked.

Nobody queues, nobody is moved on, and nobody outside the room knows your names.

A private party room lit for the last night of a trip

Day Four

The Coast, If You Have the Day

Two hours down the road there is a yacht and eight hours of open water.

You swim, you eat on deck, and the group comes back quiet for once.

Add the coast when the trip is four days or longer, because it eats a whole one.

If your trip is three days, keep the days above and leave the yacht for the next visit.

Calm water beside a moored boat on a bright afternoon

Tick What You Want

Each part shows the published from-price of the page that runs it.

Nothing here is a booking, and nothing is added up — the list is a run sheet, not a quote.

Step 1 of 4
The Nights

Most groups take two of these three, and the room is always last.

Skipping a step is fine.

Who Runs It

We are the organiser: your dates, your rooms, your drivers and your hosts, on one invoice from our Thai company.

The last night is at The PIMP, our signature venue, and that venue's record belongs to the venue.

The villas, the yachts and the drivers are run by VIP Luxury Services.

Questions About Planning It

Does This Give Me a Total?

No. Each part shows its own published from-price, and nothing is added up here, because a real figure depends on your dates, your headcount and how long you hold each thing. Send the list and Tanner comes back with one price for the group.

What Happens When I Send the List?

It lands in the same enquiry every other page uses, marked as a planner run sheet, and one planner picks it up. You get six short questions on the next screen and a written reply, usually within the hour, Bangkok time.

Can I Change It Afterwards?

Yes. Nothing you tick is a booking and nothing is charged, so swap a night, drop the coast or add a day when you reply to Tanner.

How Far Ahead Should I Send It?

Six to eight weeks out for twelve men or more, and further out over Songkran and New Year. The villas and the rooms go first; a table can be found later.

Send Us the Dates

Six short questions, and you get the running order written down.

One planner. One reply. Usually within the hour, Bangkok time.

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