How Four Days in Bangkok Actually Run
Twelve of you, three or four nights, and one of you has to organise it. You're in the right place.
We throw these parties every week. Below is the order that works, said the way Tanner says it on the phone.
Who You're Talking To
You're getting married, twelve of you are coming to Thailand, and you're the one holding the group chat. You're in the right place.
I'm Tanner. I've been around these nights my whole life and I run them every week, for groups of eight and groups of twenty.
I'm not selling you a package off a shelf. I'm telling you the order that works, because I've watched what happens when a group gets it wrong.
Tell us your dates and we'll put your four days in order.
Day One Is Daylight, Not the Club
Everybody lands at a different hour and half the group has been on a plane all night. So day one is a villa, a pool and food that keeps arriving.
Gates shut. Music up from lunch. Nobody outside knows a thing.
That is the day the group turns into a group, and it costs you almost nothing compared to the nights.
Get the first day wrong and you burn the whole trip on day two. Send us your arrival times and we'll build the day around them.
The River, Not the Sea
Bangkok's water is the Chao Phraya. Your own boat, three hours, out of the pier at sunset with the city going past both sides.
Your drinks, your music, nobody else on board.
Anyone offering you a yacht day in Bangkok has never done it — the sea is four hours away, and that day belongs in Pattaya or Phuket.
Ask us which pier and which hour, and we'll tell you straight.
The Last Night Is a Private Room
The night the group remembers is the one where nobody is watching.
A private room at The PIMP — the club we finish these nights in. Your own bar, your own hosts, as loud as you like and as late as you like.
I book the room, I'm there when you arrive, and your name is already known at the door.
That is the night to put last, never first. Tell us the night and we'll hold the room in your name.
What I Actually Do for You
Vans at the airport for every arrival. A driver on call all night. A host who speaks to the venue so you don't have to.
When a supplier doesn't show up, that's my problem and you never hear about it.
One bill at the end, on a company invoice, so nobody is collecting cash off fourteen men at 3am.
That's the whole job. You land, and we run it. Talk to Tanner and we'll put your four days in order.
Tell Tanner Your Dates
Give us the month, the headcount and which night has to be the big one. Talk to Tanner and we'll come back today with your four days in order and one price for the group.